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Cronus x Reader At Least You Remember MeHe stared at his face that was reflected by the mirror and smiled. He did it. He finally did it.

" I'm..... I'm finally human..... Novw.. Novw she'll have to lowve me! "

He touched his face once more and accidently whiped some of the paint off. He growled in annoyance and looked at himself once more. " I need to make some more adjustments..... "

* BACK IN TIME! *

" VWHY! VWHY VWON'T YOU LOWVE ME!? " You flinched back in due to shock and sighed. " Once we complete the game, you will disapear forever! Besides! If we all do make it out alive! I don't think that intertwining the speices is a good idea! Rose and Kanaya may have already done it

Gamzee x YellowBlood!Reader NORMAL VISION!You are a yellow blood in this. More YouTube reffs. I know you like it, don't denniiieeeeeee.
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You sighed boredly as you were forced to stare at the computer screen. Karkat was forcing you to watch another one of his crappy RomComs. GOG! You wanted him to cull you now, to put you out of your misery.

You groaned in annoyance as Karkat shushed you.

" _____! Pay attention! This is the best part! "

No one dared to save you. They would only be pulled in to watch the movie becuase of Karkles.

The Knight of Causing Bordem.

" Is it almost done yetttttt? "

" _____, it's still in

AmericaxReader-Plots,Plans,and Answered QuestionsYou looked at your partner in crime, closest comrade, and best friend Catherine with disbelief. In all the year you had known her, all the adventures the two of you had, you never expected her to betray you like this. She had chosen to tell you such in a secluded spot at lunch at least. The two of you always ate lunch by a tree a good distance away from anyone else in your high school. Not that it was much of a challenge as most people didn’t bother with you two.

“You what?” Your voice was starting to hit a register so high that only dogs heard.

“I may have…let slip to…a certain person that you happen t

Immaturity (PDC)His concentration slurred as he grappled for the sides of his shirt, tugging almost whiningly, letting his intoxicated head rest on his chest as he giggled and hiccuped. He hummed enjoyably as hands srtoked over his hips, pushing away clothing and touching his skin softly, without a tremble, but giving him a smirk.
"You're really out of it, bro..." the other was whispering, almost chuckling to himself, helping Cry get off his shirt, kissing down his chest softly.
But he was getting impatient. "Wh-who cares?" Ryan replied, grabbing his collar and dragging him back up, staring at him through squiffy eyes. "C'mon, Pewds, it- it's not like this i

Slender: The Rebuttal (Parody)

In a dark, stanky *** forest there was a man living alone. He was an aspiring artist who would draw self portraits then hang them on walls and trees hoping to get them noticed. He waited and waited for travelers to see and to his dismay his art was missing the next day. He wandered around the forest investigating for clues, "I wonder where my art has gone" said the man. Oh yeah he doesn't talk. "hm mmhmhmhmm mh mh mhhm hmm mmmh" said the man. He noticed an obese girl wearing a One Direction t-shirt and a cat ear beanie holding a few of his artworks walking near some trees, he wasn't going to stand for this. Actually he was, he was goi

ASDF Movie the Cmara WayPinkie::D I baked you a cupcake!
Rainbow::eager: Oh boy, :drool: what flavor?
Pinkie::evileye: Cupcake flavor.
(mini cupcakes pops out of cupcake)
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:sing: Luna the Moon Mare :sing:
Luna::paranoid: How did I get here again?
THE END
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Pinkie::noes: Dashie, :worry: Did you eat my cupcake?
Rainbow::| I am your cupcake. (goes into Pinkie's mouth)
Pinkie::doh:!
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Fluttershy::)
Discord: Hey.
Fluttershy::?
Discord::D It says gullible on the ceiling.
Fluttershy:...:hmm: oh so it do- :o ah, :( you stole my wings.
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Oswald::fight: What are you a man or a mouse!
Mickey::facepalm:
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Sonic::omg: Why is this happening?? :fight: Why would you do this, Mario

New In Town- Part NineIt was dark.
“Buh-lowfish.” Ferb said loudly.
“Shh!” Phineas whispered.
Even though there were faint lights along the walls, Phineas still had a sense of foreboding. He didn’t like the feeling this place gave off.
Ferb jumped suddenly. “Did you hear that?”
“Stop it.” Phineas said, his voice shaking.
“No, really.”
Phineas listened. He could hear very faint whispers.
Grabbed me by the arms…
People coming…
Hear something…
Where? Where are they…
I like sandwiches…
“F…Ferb…” Phineas clutched Ferb’s arm.
“Perry?

Noyade- Le baigneur : "au secours, je me noie !"
- Le passant : " c'est pas cool !"
- Le baigneur : "ben, si, justement..."

New In Town- Part EightMonty stood and waited by the receptionist desk.
Someone tapped him on the shoulder.
It was Vanessa.
“Hey.” Monty said, grinning at her. “What are you doing here?”
“My dad told me what happened.” Vanessa said, smiling a little. “I think he’s secretly worried. I’m sorry about Perry. Did they say if he was going to be all right?”
“They don’t know yet.” Monty sighed. “Right now, all I know is that my father’s lunch is ready.”
Vanessa laughed.
“I got your flowers.” Monty said. “They mixed them up with Agent P’s presents. Man, i

New In Town- Part TenPerry followed the girl into a room that appeared to be the kitchen.
“I was zee cook for zee woman who leeved in a place like zees, but then… zee accident.” Leanna sighed. “I am happy I was able to leeve in zees kind of house again. I love zee house. It ees my one true home.”
She turned the light on. In the light, Perry could see that Leanna was strikingly beautiful for a human. She had long strawberry-blonde hair and blue eyes. Her face had a concerned expression.
“How’s zee weather?” Perry asked curtly.
“I know you must be… a leetle unhappy at being kept here.” Leanna said

Commission: Guilmon Weight GainMerriment manifested a quaint village within the digital world as its occupants reveled in its annual festival. Food and drink was passed around more than a ball at a tennis court, as digimon happily ate to their hearts content and retire to one of the bath houses in the village to relax after their hearty meals. No digimon in the village lived to serve more than a humbled Gazimon humming or whistling within his spacious restaurant. Notorious for his delicious food along with his friendly demeanor, no customer left his restaurant without a satisfied grin on their face. Serving in ample amounts along with mugs of his famous rice wine,

New In Town- Part ElevenPerry was lying on his back. He was in a large, white room with a single window. The room was filled with teddy bears.
He felt sore, especially in his head and back.
He didn’t understand why he was here. What had happened?
A slight memory slipped into his mind. The man holding him… asking him about Carl…
Perry hadn’t told them he knew Carl.
Where was he? Was he here because he didn’t tell them who Carl was?
“Carl?” Perry asked. His throat didn’t produce a very prominent noise. It had forgotten how to chatter after so long.
He was very confused. He had no idea where he was, or why no one he kne

SUPREJALE THE FANFIC 1 SMALLDICKOnce, two young speedsters named Kittyy-sama and Rissi were jusT FUCKING WALKING along, then this dude with big tall hair and shit was all like groping their girl titties like woah dude you're not Evan R in grade 5 then this big white robot dude starts like chasing that guy with the Dolly Parton hair like an 80's prom queen and the guy just starts to pick those two girls up but one of them is fat and he's like "Whoa bitch go on a diet." and the fat girl's like "Whoa nigger you need to fuck me you're all rapist like and shit." then that robot dude picks that jackoff there up and we all fly through this big dick and shit, and then go through th

HTMR-Si no fuera un pais... 03Capítulo 3. “Existencias fantasmas”

Atolondrado por todo lo que pasaba, se disculpó con su ahora familia y se retiró. En el caminó observaba las calles con atención, el mundo que él creía conocer no existía.

Se detuvo frente a un pequeño, debía ir a investigar sobre la historia del mundo para comprender las cosas mejor. Entendía perfectamente lo de aquella nueva brecha de mar, pero ¿Por qué los cambios de territorio de Estados Unidos, Guatemala y Nicaragua?... y ¿Por qué Costa Rica no existía en el mapa?...

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The Next HokageTitle: ‘The Next Hokage’ or ‘Three candidates?’
Fandom: Narutoverse
Word Count: 1344
Genre: Humor/Crack
WARNINGS: Crack-ish. The ‘ish’ because I started writing this out as a crack, but a part of me wants this to happen.

Standing before the Hokages desk were three of the candidates, finalized to become the next Hokage. Sasuke Uchina, Naruto Uzumaki and Konohamaru Sarutobi were proudly standing in the Hokages office, silent and confident, waiting for Tsunade to finish reading her report to announce who will be her successor.

A lot had changed in the five years since the war ended. The devastation was immen

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Ugh, omg, emotions. They're so corny xD

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lol. ikr. but you see...I can't write romance for my life >.>

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